Peoples Poet

With Clipper Ventures we have all been, Many things have we seen A few line about all the crew I will tell, For some it does not bode well Our skipper is Mike And we think he's all right Fast asleep in his bunk you will find him Be it morning noon or night. Now Mark is our mate, And the girls think he is a hunk But at the first sign of trouble He hides in his bunk Rodney Oh Rodney, Always ready with a story, They are daily now Just like Jack and Aurie Sarah she's our naught nurse And its great until she's Mum Because in the kitchen She gets highly strung Roger, he is our keenest climber He's got all the gear But some of us are not sure If the tall things he does fear Steve is the ship Psychologist Three weeks with us And now he is an escapologist Caroline is the girl Who brought her thermal G-string Every now and then You hear it go PING! Chris Is our freshed faced Uni student He's up to anything So long as it's not prudent From down under we have Greg An Assie With kayak and cheese His outlook is always posi Matt is the man Whose conquered all those peeks But God His socks don't half reek At dinner time in the galley Jeff will be found Hanging around with a clean plate Second helpings bound And last but not least A man who has performed many feats Up the mast or under the sink Young Jim the ships company does complete But what about the peoples poet I hear you cry Well he's done bugger all Except be wry

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