Prune Crumble
Late last night they packed
After football we were all wacked

At 6:30 am The alarm went beep beep
And they set off Across the misty deep

Towards the virgin peak
It was not for the weak

Roger had so much gear
He was not in great cheer

Matt wore fresh socks
It was feared he had the pox

Greg packed his tent
He was ready for any event

Whilst back on the boat
The skipper had the crew on the ropes

A Knight of the realm
Was seen polishing the healm

Whilst the other was below quiet as a mouse
Cleaning out the shit house

Over on the far side
The climbers were having a rough ride

The weather was damp and cold
But Rob was feeling bold

Rodney however was not
So at the rock tower the party did stop

Meanwhile on Anti-hope
The showers were on and out came the soap

The mate emerged bright and clean
While the skipper was nowhere to be seen

The boat was now spic and span
We even found yet another can of SPAM

Having conquered the peak
The climbers their dinner did seek

But they were in for a surprise
For in the oven a prune crumble did rise

So while they came to no harm
The outlook is far from calm

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